These shows are going to kill me, I swear.

[guanin]

What do you mean there's no more V until November?! *flails* That's too long! And why do I only find this out after I'm smacked with the massive cliffhanger of doom? --Doctor Who fan alert-- For a second there when the sky turned red, I thought I heard the Tardis. Wouldn't that be the perfect time for the Doctor to show up once the aliens have launched their most lethal weapon and he has only ten seconds to save humanity before the Earth goes boom. For a while I was angry because yet another show killed one of my favorite characters (why does that keep happening?), but they revived him (Joshua), but now I'm worried about him caught in Marcus's claws. Although Marcus's intentions are completely suspicious, because like people keep saying at the V comms, his being Anna's loyal lackey is too one dimensional. Something's up. And does Anna know that he's negotiating with Hobbes for the research? I don't remember if we've seen them discuss it. Also, Anna showed human emotion! Yay! That's a huge defeat for her. Although, it resulted in vengeful fury and now humanity is screwed. Not so yay.

Why is the premiere of True Blood so far away? 24 whole freaking days. Come on! It's my own fault for reading all these spoilers, but how can my slashy soul resist this:

True Blood’s sexy, new gay Greek vampire, Talbot (Theo Alexander, debuting in the HBO hit’s June 20 episode), will cheat on his 3,000-year-old sugar-daddy boyfriend of 700 years, King of Mississippi Russell Edgington (Denis O’Hare), with one of these four straight Bon Temps studs: Bill (Stephen Moyer), Eric (Alexander Skarsgård), Jason (Ryan Kwanten) or Sam (Sam Trammell)!

Though he’s keeping his mouth shut about his secret lover’s identity (yes, it’s the one most of you are hoping for), Theo tells me, “Talbot loves Russell immensely because he’s [his] maker, but like any marriage, it has its ups and downs. One thing we have a huge fight over is that I always have to stay home. Sometimes I have to straighten him out and take drastic measures to save the marriage.”

Theo, currently back home in Greece, where he’s worrying that his mother’s “miles of spanakopita” will make him appear fatter in shirtless love scenes he has yet to shoot, also can’t reveal how Theo and Russell get hooked up with the Louisiana denizens, offering only that, as royalty, “we have ties to all the kingdoms.” And here’s a big gay bonus: A scene early in the season will reveal two of the four straight characters making out—with each other!

I need to see this now. Too much yumminess. So many possibilities. And then there are all these vidoes and tiny teasers that don't reveal anything but have me bouncing around the room liek a demented gremlin. Or something.