*sigh* I think it's because when you need cheering up it's because you're upset, and that's what comes out when you write. When I need cheering up I try to write porn and never manage.

Yeah, I was feeling pretty sick and dizzy today, and was getting concerned until I realized that, as brilliant as I am, I hadn't eaten anything until around 6:30 in the afternoon. Who knew the human body couldn't function on diet soda alone?

Oh, I have no doubt. I may just fast-forward to the nekkid scenes. ;)