guanin: (claude love me)
guanin ([personal profile] guanin) wrote2009-08-04 08:54 am
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Great.

As if I weren't distracted enough as it is, now my wallpaper is distracting me. Namely, this picture:

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I really should know better than to put up things that make me minimize the document window every five minutes.

[identity profile] guanin.livejournal.com 2009-08-05 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Kilts are my biggest clothing weakness. I say it's because I love men's legs, but then shorts do nothing for me. Actually, I don't really like them. They don't seem like proper attire outside of the house somehow, unless you're at the beach. But that's the Puerto Rican talking. Very few of us wear shorts to go anywhere. I haven't bothered owning any in years. *snort* Okay, that did look incredibly silly. I just love anything you can wrap around your shoulders.

I remember we studied that one in art class, but it was the easy art class, so there was no deep analysis necessary, so I kinda missed out on a lot of that, but I know we discussed some of the objects. But the skull was was kept everyone staring at it.

[identity profile] visiblemarket.livejournal.com 2009-08-05 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Mmm, I like soccer players in shorts. My god do I like soccer players in shorts. I just like soccer players. It's the Mexican talking ;) But I don't own any myself and don't like them much outside of that context.

It's like he finished the painting, looked at it, and thought to himself, "You know what this deeply symbolic painting of two Renaissance Men, in all sense of the phrase, really needs? A freaky optical illusion skull." So random. But so awesome.

[identity profile] guanin.livejournal.com 2009-08-05 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
*laughs* Soccer players are appealing. Okay, so they're the exception.

I does seem that way. All of it is nice and proper and following all the conventions and then this funky thing comes out of nowhere. I always image the face of whoever commissioned it looking at it, then back at the painter, going, "The hell?"

[identity profile] visiblemarket.livejournal.com 2009-08-05 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
They have nice legs and, usually, great asses. *cough* I'm such a girl-perv.

I think if he mentioned it was an optical illusion they'd be impressed enough at how "Trendy" it was to keep it. I mean, it wasn't destroyed. So they probably enjoyed it.

[identity profile] guanin.livejournal.com 2009-08-05 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yes. Agreed. They certainly do. Mmm. Don't feel bad. We all do it. Although I think I might perv a little too much over these CE pictures I bought.

Yeah. Once he showed them the painting slanted to the side and got them all to say, "Ooh," it must have been alright.

[identity profile] visiblemarket.livejournal.com 2009-08-05 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
I know, we really have no right at all to complain about those men who stare at women's breasts. Although I do at least try to care about hot men's personalities. You did get some good ones, though.

It's a conversation piece! Think of all people who came to their house and saw that. "What the fuck?" or the Tudor equivalent. You've got something to talk about until the end of the night.