Mmm, I like soccer players in shorts. My god do I like soccer players in shorts. I just like soccer players. It's the Mexican talking ;) But I don't own any myself and don't like them much outside of that context.
It's like he finished the painting, looked at it, and thought to himself, "You know what this deeply symbolic painting of two Renaissance Men, in all sense of the phrase, really needs? A freaky optical illusion skull." So random. But so awesome.
*laughs* Soccer players are appealing. Okay, so they're the exception.
I does seem that way. All of it is nice and proper and following all the conventions and then this funky thing comes out of nowhere. I always image the face of whoever commissioned it looking at it, then back at the painter, going, "The hell?"
They have nice legs and, usually, great asses. *cough* I'm such a girl-perv.
I think if he mentioned it was an optical illusion they'd be impressed enough at how "Trendy" it was to keep it. I mean, it wasn't destroyed. So they probably enjoyed it.
Oh, yes. Agreed. They certainly do. Mmm. Don't feel bad. We all do it. Although I think I might perv a little too much over these CE pictures I bought.
Yeah. Once he showed them the painting slanted to the side and got them all to say, "Ooh," it must have been alright.
I know, we really have no right at all to complain about those men who stare at women's breasts. Although I do at least try to care about hot men's personalities. You did get some good ones, though.
It's a conversation piece! Think of all people who came to their house and saw that. "What the fuck?" or the Tudor equivalent. You've got something to talk about until the end of the night.
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It's like he finished the painting, looked at it, and thought to himself, "You know what this deeply symbolic painting of two Renaissance Men, in all sense of the phrase, really needs? A freaky optical illusion skull." So random. But so awesome.
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I does seem that way. All of it is nice and proper and following all the conventions and then this funky thing comes out of nowhere. I always image the face of whoever commissioned it looking at it, then back at the painter, going, "The hell?"
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I think if he mentioned it was an optical illusion they'd be impressed enough at how "Trendy" it was to keep it. I mean, it wasn't destroyed. So they probably enjoyed it.
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Yeah. Once he showed them the painting slanted to the side and got them all to say, "Ooh," it must have been alright.
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It's a conversation piece! Think of all people who came to their house and saw that. "What the fuck?" or the Tudor equivalent. You've got something to talk about until the end of the night.