Early morning amusements

Proof that sellers can be silly:

We're just checking in to see if you received your order (

A Flame for the Fire

) from Better World Books. If your order hasn't blessed your mailbox just yet, heads are gonna roll in the Mishawaka warehouse! Seriously though, if you haven't received your order or are less than 108.8% satisfied, please reply to this message. Let us know what we can do to flabbergast you with service.

 

Thanks again for your support!

 

Humbly Yours,

 

Indaba (our super-cool email robot)

*snort* Now why can't more companies be like this? The world needs more silliness.