I finally watched Inglorious Basterds

[guanin]

And for some reason Eli Roth sounds and looks an awful lot like Zachary Quinto. It's uncanny. When Eli Roth said his first line, my first thought was, "ZQ isn't in this movie. What the hell?" Freaky. They have the same eyebrows, same head shape, same mouth. This is Carrie-Anne Moss and Elizabeth Mitchell all over again. So now I'm imagining Sylar in WWII killing Nazis. Great. And why do I want to write that? Focus, woman, focus.

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LOL, I know, right?

[visiblemarket.livejournal.com]

And for further comparison:

Re: LOL, I know, right?

[guanin.livejournal.com]

See, that first one looks so much like Sylar. Wait, that's Tim Roth, right? O_o See, I don't even know. Although side by side they are obviously not the same person, but damn. And the voice! That's what really freaked me out. They sound the same!

Re: LOL, I know, right?

[visiblemarket.livejournal.com]

Yep, the gif is Eli Roth. But it's sooo Sylar, isn't it? I was thinking that the whole movie.

Re: LOL, I know, right?

[guanin.livejournal.com]

Sylar and Eli's character would totally be buddies. There's got to be some Nazis with abilities running around there.

[visiblemarket.livejournal.com]

Mm, and even if they weren't, if Sylar were in one of his I Want to be Gooood, he'd totally go Nazi hunting.

[guanin.livejournal.com]

He'd get the best of both worlds. Redemption while still killing people.

[visiblemarket.livejournal.com]

Just like when he was in the Company. I'm sure he'd fit right in.

[rampant-chaos8.livejournal.com]

The resemblance between Eli Roth and Zachary Quinto really creeps me out. Not to mention that Eli Roth creeps me out anyway, what with the scandal and all that at ONTD...

[guanin.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen him in anything else other than this, so I have no other context for him (Grindhouse doesn't count cause I wasn't paying attention). What scandal? What's going on?

[rampant-chaos8.livejournal.com]

Crazy fangirls on ONTD started sending Eli Roth their nude pictures and stuff after he broke the fourth wall on Twitter, when he was talking about how he and Christoph Waltz discovered Inglorious Basterds fan fic. And basically he got into this whole dialogue of cyber sex with all these girls, including some that were underage.

This link (http://www.celebitchy.com/72721/eli_roth_has_cyber_sex_with_his_fans_shows_off_tissue_evidence/) has the whole story, plus I have one of the ONTD posts in my memories.

[guanin.livejournal.com]

And it just goes to show how jaded I am that I'm not even surprised. There's too many sex scandals running around for me to find anything anymore.