Because I appear to be incapable of doing work that I really have to do. Coming up with some of these was harder than I thought.
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The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it: Heroes. Also Buffy back in the day and a little of Angel as well.
The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets: Pirates of the Caribbean and Lord of the Rings
The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized he really was fucking crazy: Harry Potter
The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved he doesn't actually live in town: Hagaren
The steady: Heroes
The one you repeatedly cheat on your steady with: Hot Fuzz
The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with: Smallville
The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't: Samurai Champloo
The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool guy except it's never really gone anywhere: Pysch so far.
The one you slept with on the rebound who still smiles at you, yet you have no interest in any more: Batman Begins
The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at him and thinking, "Him? How the hell did he land all these cool babes?": Grey's Anatomy
The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom she keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for her except you just know it's going to end badly: Twilight
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The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it: Heroes. Also Buffy back in the day and a little of Angel as well.
The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets: Pirates of the Caribbean and Lord of the Rings
The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized he really was fucking crazy: Harry Potter
The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved he doesn't actually live in town: Hagaren
The steady: Heroes
The one you repeatedly cheat on your steady with: Hot Fuzz
The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with: Smallville
The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't: Samurai Champloo
The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool guy except it's never really gone anywhere: Pysch so far.
The one you slept with on the rebound who still smiles at you, yet you have no interest in any more: Batman Begins
The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at him and thinking, "Him? How the hell did he land all these cool babes?": Grey's Anatomy
The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom she keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for her except you just know it's going to end badly: Twilight
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Oh my god, Harry Potter is insane. Completely, totally nutters. Staunchly in favor of cocoa-puffs, and all that.
And Twilight seems to be equally hideous, although I've thankfully never dipped into any fic for that.
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I won't even touch that one. It scares me.
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Hee, Angel would not approve. Or maybe he'd just be smug about it.
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