Dear Reaper writers,

[guanin]

Please don't put yet another bunny in my head. In the words of Sam Oliver: "It's not gay to bang your own clone."

What the hell? That was so totally random. I want to hear the beginning of that conversation. And now of course the smut muse in me who demands to do everything at least once wants to write this. Damn.

Comments

[lotus0kid.livejournal.com]

*snort* Ah well, y'know, these things just come up in the course of your average conversation. Very.. interesting to get Sam's take on the issue, though.

[guanin.livejournal.com]

I've never had that come up in conversation. I've had the "who'd you have sex with" one, but your won clone? That just makes me giggly. Not that I haven't, you know, considered it, because youknow,, it comes up.

[lotus0kid.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it just depends on the circumstances, as everything does. I haven't actually pondered it til now. Hmm. Well, the question is would it be gay to bang your clone. ... I'd have to say yes.

[guanin.livejournal.com]

I think it would be gay and I don't really see Sam's reasoning for it not to be, unless it's straight guy speak for him being up for it.

[visiblemarket.livejournal.com]

I think the idea is that it's just more involved masturbation.

[guanin.livejournal.com]

Makes sense.

[visiblemarket.livejournal.com]

I'd still say it's pretty gay, though.

[lotus0kid.livejournal.com]

All I can figure is he considers it a really elaborate form of masturbation.

[visiblemarket.livejournal.com]

Hee. Didn't the Heroes writers insinuate that possibility back in S2 with the Sylar & Sylar!Candice thing? I don't even the remember the context for Reaper.

[guanin.livejournal.com]

They did. I don't think I didn't want to write that.

There was no context. They just came into the house and that was like the second sentence. And I totally want to write it.

[visiblemarket.livejournal.com]

Hee. I don't do clones, but the same person at different ages? Hell yes. Well, one. In Terry Pratchett's Night Watch, awesome cynical favorite character cop Sam Vimes gets sent back in time and interacts with his wide-eyed and adorable self and there is some hero worship and daddy issues and yes, I totally ship it. I don't know if I'd go so far as to...make it porn. But yeah.

Hah, oh boys. They're crazy sometimes.

[guanin.livejournal.com]

Different ages, huh? I hadn't considered that one (but now that you brought it up, I am, (except with the Doctor and a young Claude. Brain, what are you doing to me?)

[visiblemarket.livejournal.com]

I'm telling you, different ages is totally the thing. I even had moments of future!Peter/present!Peter (but only I Am Become Death future!Peter, because the other future!Peters have sucked). But hey, you've got your Adam/Sark thing. That's...practically clone love.

[guanin.livejournal.com]

I had those moments, too, though I can't figure I haven't read a fic about it yet. I know there's at least one. Yeah, but they're different characters, so technically it's a different deal, so it's still novel enough that I want to do it. Not that I have time or anything.

[visiblemarket.livejournal.com]

It's a little weird, the clone thing. Especially if you're going with a literal clone thing, because they'll always be younger than you. So...maybe that would make it more appealing. I don't know.

[tju-tju-tju-tju.livejournal.com]

I think banging your own clone could count as a form of masturbation.

[guanin.livejournal.com]

That's what everyone is saying. I suppose it's true; it's just so vivid. And totally fic worthy.

[tju-tju-tju-tju.livejournal.com]

Definitely not arguing with you there. *g*